songofages:

bombliate:

official-honeybooboo:

bombliate:

dave-vriska:

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

[DEFENDANT VOICE] no

[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u

[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing

[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it

[JUDGE VOICE] how many thing

• # OMG BUT CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT WOULD BECOME HARRY’S FAVOURITE AND NUMBER ONE USED SPELL 

• # THE SPELL THAT SAVED HIS LIFE COUNTLESS TIMES

• # THE SPELL THAT WAS MARKED AS THE ONE THAT IDENTIFIES HIM

• # WAS TAUGHT TO HIM BY NO OTHER THAT SEVERUS SNAPE?

• # CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO AKNOWLEDGE THAT?

damn fucking right 

(Source: deanplton)

yajifun:

Japanese postcard

少女倶樂部附録皇軍慰問繪はがき　1938年頃?

書初　須藤重

“戰のにはに立つ丈夫の、武運長久を祈る少女が、眞心こめて書きおろす文字の力強くもたのもしきことよ。銃後の新年にもつゝましくつくばねの音が聞えます。”

軍馬をいたはる　伊勢良夫

“『まあ、おいしさうに、みんな飲んでしまつたわ。』『さあ、今度はにんじんよ。』村の少女たちはわれも／＼と行軍に疲れた軍馬をいたはるのに一生懸命です。馬は嬉しさうに尾をふつてゐます。”

(Source: le--petit--prince)

big reposter alert btw

arya-starks:

I guess (almost) every post on game-of-thrones-for-you is reposted (and the askbox is disabled, of course).
I haven’t seen anything from me yet but I’ve seen a bunch of other posts that I know are reposted. Also all posts are completely wrong tagged!?<

You can find the posts in the gotedit tag. So please don’t reblog anything from that blog!

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before